Perfect for dieting interns or the desk-mate who won't stop showing you pictures of their stupid family!

Every now and then role-playing can turn into role-boring, and you need something to beef up your kinky sex life or office intern training. And what better way to do that than with beef itself?

Or in this case, plastic beef morphed into the facade of a cheeseburger ball gag?

Yes, precious. We're talking about the Silencing Slider Cheeseburger Ball Gag from Gorge Ohwell. With its scrumptious design and saliva-inducing shape, it's sure to induce the most delicious silences in your "home boning dojo," or co-worker time out storage closet. Because biting down on a burger sounds a lot better than biting down on balls, ha ha, hire us for your next birthday party.

Says the website from whence it came:

The Gorge Ohwell Silencing Slider is an artisan crafted censorship device made entirely by hand in the USA. It is ergonomically designed to comfortably plug even the loudest of burger holes.

Perfect. We're sure we can think of a few uses for this: Your boss that won't shut up, the naughty secretary that's seen Secretary, and of course, whoever keeps stealing your healthy lunchtime Noosa yogurt from the office fridge. 

And, according to the Etsy page where you can buy 100 of them, they're all "locally sourced and crafted," something that is of the utmost importance when shopping for silencers, is it not? You don't want your silent friend spitting out the gag, berating you with some line about how it "tastes like it was made in Taiwan," do you? Of course not. Local or die trying.