Hunt them down on the app store and never rely on indecisive friends or lovers for plans again …

Having friends — or if you're lucky, having that one friend you get to sleep with and be Facebook official with — is nauseating most times when it comes to choosing a place to go out. "Where should we go?" is always met with "donno"s and "don't care"s. Like, pick a fucking place and let's go! 

A few handy apps are here to help, however. WHERE THE FUCK SHOULD I GO FOR DRINKS? and WHERE THE FUCK SHOULD I GO TO EAT? are your new favorite helping hands.

The two are pretty much exactly the same, except one tells you where the fuck you should get drinks and the other demands you go somewhere to fucking eat. All you do is drop in your location and the app randomly selects somewhere to go. Because seriously, all places around anywhere are the fucking same when you're hungry or want to get drunk. Do you really need to be that selective?

Hunt them down on the app store and never rely on indecisive friends or a lover for plans ever again …

But wait, there's more! 

What's even better than the two apps telling you where the fuck to go? The Twitter handles attached to them. No chill whatsoever. A kindred spirit carved from the stone of our own dead hearts …

#Legend …