Elk Rescued After Becoming Tangled in Climbing Rope.

An elk was rescued outside of Lake City at a popular ice climbing spot after it became tangled in a climbing rope. According to CBS News, the elk was tranquilized before being blindfolded so that the rope could then be removed from the animal’s antlers. We don’t think this is a big deal, personally. If we had to write an article every time we were tranquilized, blindfolded, and consequently tied up to the point of immobilization, we’d never get anything done around here. 

 

U.K.’s Government Warns Against the Weaponizable Potential of Hacking Sex Toys

The U.K.’s government is warning people about the vulnerable nature of wireless sex toys and their ability to be hacked, once again proving that this is why we can’t have nice things. An article from Thar Tribune explains that, due to the lack of encryption involved with wireless sex toys, users are susceptible to being hacked, with one case involving hackers that demanded $750 in bitcoin just to have their wireless chastity cage unlocked. It’s a scary thought, and it comes at a terrible time–the last thing we need to worry about right now is our buttplug exploding whenever we’re standing on the lightrail.