A recent study claims that 30 percent of Colorado Rockies fans would catch a foul ball even if a kid was going to catch it, and that’s the exact kind of sick and depraved behavior we would expect from you sick fucks that enjoy watching baseball.

Don’t get us wrong, we love drinking nine beers and eating nine glizzies in nine innings like the rest of the country, but if we wanted to watch grown men throw a ball back and forth, we’d finally go play catch with our dad, just how he’s been wanting all these years.

Anyway, the study came out as a part of Grueling Truth’s 2025 Karen Index, which is by far one of the funniest things you could call an index.

Toronto Blue Jays fans came in as the shittiest, with 31 percent saying they’d try to catch a foul even if a kid was going for it.

Funnily enough, the Pittsburgh Pirates came last with only 10 percent of fans saying they’d go for it, which we’ve got to admit: we didn’t see that coming.

Rockies fans came in as the second most shitty, with 29 percent of people interviewed saying they’d go for the ball. We assume they agreed they’d probably hockey punch the little tykes too, but the survey didn’t specify if that was the case.