Looking back on a hot garbage mess of a year for conspiracy nuts… 

Jeffery Epstein Files

This column’s very first conspiracy coverage involved Jeff Epstein and his now infamous island. Now his name seems to be on everyone’s lips. But people hardly know the whole story. There’s a much darker reason they aren’t releasing those files, and it has little to do with the client list or photos of Donald Trump blowing his buddy Bubba. The real files would shock the typical American with evidence of pagan idolatry, child sacrifices, and even cannibalism… Epstein’s menu of illicit, illegal offerings went far beyond underage girls. 

3I-Atlas

If you haven’t heard of the Manhattan-sized object that entered our solar system in July, on a perfectly aligned retrograde trajectory, making perfect, close fly-bys of every planet, and which hid behind the sun at perfect perihelion with Earth so we could not observe it, and then accelerated unnaturally out of the Sun’s orbit to fly closer to us, well, you aren’t alone. No one really reported on this historic scientific moment. It wasn’t in the news every night like it should have been. NASA refused to release photos of the object, which many have speculated could be much more than a weird space rock. The amount of unnatural, inexplicable anomalies 3I-Atlas has already displayed makes it more likely this is an artificial object hurtling through our solar system on a reconnaissance mission. 

Tesla Goes Boom Outside of Trump Tower

2025 kicked off with a BANG when an ex-special forces operative claiming to be part of a classified UFO program parked a rented Tesla Cyber Truck outside of Trump Tower in Las Vegas and blew himself up inside of it. He left a manifesto explaining that the New Jersey drones were actually Chinese aircraft making incursions into US airspace. He claimed that he had stolen classified data involving Intel regarding Rogue advanced AI Systems that were responsible for these incursions. He also included details on anti-gravity propulsion systems. Days after discovering the manifesto, the FBI classified everything in it. 

LA Firestorms

The fires in LA terrified the nation. It looked like the entire city was about to go down in flames — instead, just some of the most sought-after and expensive real estate burned to the ground. Not unlike the Lenai fires, that presented billionaires and corporations with the unfortunate opportunity to buy up all of that land and rebuild it however they want — because no one else can afford to. While there were videos of people starting fires surfacing throughout this event, there is a more sinister theory revolving around space lasers and intentionally started, targeted wildfires. What better way to snag a great deal on beachfront property than to burn it down with a satellite?

Charlie Kirk Assassination

Days before he was killed, computers at the CIA in Virginia and Mossad in Israel were simultaneously researching the hospital Kirk would be taken to, the doctor who would treat him, and the judge who would handle the case. We’ve never seen a photo of the “shooter” with the gun. A 30-06 bullet would take a person’s head off. The camera behind Kirk was removed moments after he was shot. The crime scene was paved over days afterward, before the investigation. And 40 minutes after the murder, a private jet left Provo Airport, illegally dropped all tracking and communication, and then reappeared an hour later, headed back to Salt Lake City. The amount of weirdness surrounding Kirk’s assassination can only point to an inside job.

Is the First Lady of France a Frenchman?

Brigitte Macron was the subject of a lot of controversy this year. Not just because her husband was ousted as Prime Minister of France, but because evidence started bubbling up that she might actually be a he. Briggitte had a brother who looked just like her, but who mysteriously disappeared the same year she started appearing in family photos. A doctor claiming to have evidence of the surgery died of “suicide” days before he blew the whistle. Then, Brigitte grew up, became a teacher, groomed her future husband (and the president of France) from the age of 15, and viola! She’s the First Lady of France — or perhaps the First Frenchman?