Colorado has more amazing shows each week than I can afford. Should I be financially responsible or go to every show and go into massive debt? 

You can’t afford to miss these shows so you are going to have to get that money up. That can be quite difficult in Colorado, so I have found that the easiest way to make extra money on the side is to flip vintage clothes. The Hypebeast fashion days are over and everyone is going all-in on thrifted vintage clothes. But most fashion forward fuckbois are way too busy with their jobs at T-Mobile or fixing their WRX to dig through the racks of Colorado’s plentiful thrift stores. That’s where you come in. It’s time to roll up those flannel sleeves and find enough vintage national park t-shirts to afford those Red Rocks tickets. Bonus points if you can find something conservatives would want, like an old racetrack, or something gun related. You can sell those for top dollar because they would never in a million years hit a thrift store because we all know that clothes shopping turns you poor.

Between camping and music festival season I need some new camping equipment but can’t afford anything good. What’s a trick for getting quality gear without spending a lot of money?

TWO WORDS: CU BOULDER. Is that two words? Either way. School is ending for the year and between moving out of houses or graduating there is an army of rich kids whose parents bought them the top of the line gear that probably only got used once if ever. You could come up on a serious score of outdoor essentials for cheap or even free if you just know where to look. The first step is to roll up those sleeves and do some dumpster diving. There’s a lot of sleeve rolling in this section. I know what you are thinking: “I don’t want to rummage around through trash looking for camping gear!” But what you need to understand is that during move out times at CU, the trash made up 95% of Ikea furniture and used vapes. It’s not that gross to be honest. The only thing you may need to watch out for is a used condom but, we are talking about CU here so that’s going to be pretty rare. Now if you want to take this hack to the next level, listen up because here is the real trick. If you find anything made by REI then make sure to grab it even if its thrashed. You can become a member and they do free exchanges on anything they make even without a receipt. Grab some rubber gloves, peel that REI tent from the dumpster, and exchange that trash for a brand new one.

Fuck-Marry-Kill the current Taco Bell menu?

Fuck – Crunchwrap Supreme
If you’re drunk you know you want it.

Marry – Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Ever since you were a kid, its always been there for you. They keep trying to take it off the menu but it always comes back.

Kill – The Dirty MTN DEW Baja Blast Dream Soda
Dream? This thing is a nightmare. Please keep the “dirty cream” as far away from my drink as possible and keep it in the parking lot where it belongs.