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Man horrifically kidnaps several people solely so they can buy him 64 Red Bulls

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Why did Colorado police ticket a man for having a broken windshield at an auto glass repair shop?

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Police desperately trying to find owner of single Skittle stolen during break-in

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Does this look like the face of a middle school teacher who’d let his students have sex in his classroom?

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Very desperate man kidnaps woman just to trick his parents into thinking he was married

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Shitty luck of the week: Woman cuts husband’s penis off… twice!

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Woman has been married to her two cats for 10 years, is beyond inspirational

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Restaurant bans tips in order to pay living wage not realizing that tips pay more than living wage

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That crazy China is at it again with underground adult breastfeeding ring

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College offers selfie class so you can pay to reaffirm your own existence

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Colorado couple gives up day jobs to start a camel dairy to combat the severe lack of beast milk in our lives

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30,000 real people bought actual poop from Cards Against Humanity, because this is our life now

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Remember newspapers? Maybe these 26 examples of hilariously botched newspaper headlines will jog your memory

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Just so you know, airline pilots are looking at porn instead of flying your plane

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Senior prank stops graduation with giant rendering of penis on field

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Politically incorrect find of the day: how to interact with lesbians as written in 1988

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Shotgun Willie’s owner to run for CO governor. Lap dances for all!

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Band of male strippers stop crime with their chiseled bods and dynamic dance moves

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Stop driving like an asshole and heed the unwritten rules of the Colorado road

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Don’t rent your house on Airbnb unless you want it to be used for a BBW orgy

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Playboy model sues the magazine for using her butt as a golf tee. Guess she doesn’t like sports.

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Florida woman calls 911 for sex, forgets that police aren’t free hookers

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Iowa man uses forklift to get Twix from a vending machine. Neat hack, bro.

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DMX is scheduled to fight George Zimmerman on live TV. Yes, this is real.