Here at Rooster, we spend so much time looking at cute animals online and not finishing that piece about crotchless panties that we thought we should share some of that cute with you, because lord knows we can't handle it ourselves. And to take it one step further, we'd like to present you with cute things that could be your cute things, provided you're a target market male or female in our magazine distribution zone, aka Colorado. Here you go!

Here at Rooster, we spend so much time looking at cute animals online and not finishing that piece about crotchless panties that we thought we should share some of that cute with you, because lord knows we can't handle it ourselves. And to take it one step further, we'd like to present you with cute things that could be your cute things, provided you're a target market male or female in our magazine distribution zone, aka Colorado. Here you go!

1. A F*CKING ADORABLE BLUE HEELER PUPPY

What's that sound? Is that your heart exploding? This little guy has his first shots and is even eating pedigree food like a tiny hair king. Why would you not want to clean up his poop?

http://denver.craigslist.org/pet/4561848545.html

2. THE BABIEST KITTENS YOU'VE EVER SEEN

Look at these kittens. You could pick them up and squish them and kiss their tiny kitten faces all day for the next 12 years or so. Of course you wouldn't be able to have a job or normal relationship, but who cares when your cat is this cute? Certainly not your mom who's guest room you've inhabited since you were nine!

http://denver.craigslist.org/pet/4561848545.html

3. WHATEVER THE HELL KIND OF CUTE-ASS MAMMAL THIS IS!

Is it a dog? Is it a polar bear? Is it a Chipotle burrito? Those are irrelevant questions, because this thing will cuddle the human desire to categorize species right out of you! Her name is Bell, and she doesn't like children all that much. Hey, we can relate! You can spend the rest of your natural life together, not going to Chucky Cheese's and contracting chicken pox from a toddler!

http://denver.craigslist.org/pet/4560888145.html