Just when you thought that you'd seen everything there is to see in porn … Drone Boning comes along. Drone Boning! The practice of filming sex with a flying robot camera from hundreds of feet above to yield what looks like some freakishly beautiful combination of 'Planet Earth' and 'Wild and Sexy Public Boobs Volume XI.' Aww, yeah. Very NSFW.

Just when you thought that you'd seen everything there is to see in porn … Drone Boning comes along. Drone Boning! The practice of filming sex with a flying robot camera from hundreds of feet above to yield what looks like some freakishly beautiful combination of 'Planet Earth' and 'Wild and Sexy Public Boobs Volume XI.' Aww, yeah. Very NSFW.

Because, let's get real. Your masturbation routine takes place, where again? A dank basement  in front of a desktop computer surrounded by discarded soda cans and tax returns you've been looking for since 2004? There's no doubt you need a hearty dose of bucolic, alfresco wonder for your me-time. Look no futher than Drone Boning, which has the same aesthetic quality of a moving National Geographic video about elephant migration.

At first it seems like you're watching 'Nature' on PBS because you're at your grandparent's house and they don't have cable. But cool your jets. Remain patient. Suddenly, bodies appear out of the picturesque terrain. And those bodies are a-fuckin'.

Boom. Drone porn.

Shot in drone-rabid San Francisco, the video comes from Ghost+Cow Films,a Brooklyn-based directing duo. We're not exactly sure if it's meant to show of the technical capabilities of high-tech drone hardware, the cinematic talents of Ghost+Cow, or just to show you people having sex from a much-needed new angle, but we don't really care. No matter what the point of it is, it's just … just so beautiful.

It's also the first porn ever shot by drone. So if that doesn't heighten your climax … you may need to see a guy about a thing.

Oh, and in case anyone's as into gadget porn as they are into human copulation porn, it was shot on a Panasonic GH4 capable of capturing 4K video. Which means this video cost more than your college education or quincenera to make.

Witness the spectacle:

Benefits of Drone Boning include:

1. A sweeping, cinematic feeling like you're surveying your kingdom, which really bodes well in the horniness department.

2. Not having to see butt acne.

3. The subtle, yet creeping supposition that anytime you look into the the depths of a landscape, someone in there is fucking. Whether that charms or terrifies you is a personal choice.

4. Sexy sex music for sexy players.

5. A reminder that sex was invented outdoors on mossy rocks and shit. People weren't made to have threesomes on Webcams or make robot porn. Drone Boning brings you back to the carnal, primitive nature of sexy times. #Neverforget.

6. If someone walks in on you, it just looks like you're watching "Planet Earth" or some other National Geographic-y show.

7. The voyeur aspect of it all is off the charts. It opens up the floodgates to voyeuristic fantasies that would never have made sense before. You're an astronaut looking down at home. You're an alien piloting an invisible spacecraft that's conducting terrestrial experiments. You're a bald eagle, soaring on the freedom-kissed winds of the American jet stream. Fuck, you're God and you're looking own on your creations creating more creations. None of that shit would have made sense before Ghost+Cow launched a drone up into the air to film some people fucking in a vineyard. Mmm, baby.

Oh technology … you're just the best.