It's not me, it's you: Hookup Horoscopes March 2021

It's not me, it's you: Hookup Horoscopes March 2021

You can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket

SexFebruary 26, 2021

AQUARIUS: You’re in the mood for love, or are you just fuck-struck over the first person you see? This is a month for playing the field. Trust your gut instinct and allow yourself to see the hidden value in some of your partners. Keep it casual, and don’t make promises you can’t keep. 

PISCES: You kick off the month off with some intensive self-care. Focus on your needs and desires, and by month’s end, you’re ready to hit the ground running. The world will fall in love with you, and you’ll have your choice of partners. You’re worth the investment. 

ARIES: Before you go getting all twitterpated over someone new, you are reminded that you still need to work on your relationship with yourself. You are your usual bold, confident, and passionate self, but try not to overwhelm others. Moderation is your key word this month.  

AURUS: You are a dating machine, wise to the ways of the woo. This month might be different, though, as you could be possessive to the point of obsession. If you’re feeling anxious, talk it out before coming across like a creeper. Focus on loving yourself first. Later, love is in the air. 

GEMINI: This month, the buzz is all about you. You are the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the ant’s pants. Instead of going for the right person right now, consider the long-term implications of your interest. You’re in the mood for an LTR. It’s about time! 

CANCER: The potential for putting yourself out into the world for romance can be daunting. Think of ways to grow as a person by practicing self-care and empathy. Keep your emotions in check so as not to chase the right person away in a fit of crabbiness. You got this. 

LEO: You’re in the mood for a much-needed fling, and this month brings you loads of opportunity. However, you may find yourself stuck in the past on a recent lover. This is not the time for “rebound” dating. By month’s end, you’ll be feeling like new and ready to invest in a worthwhile relationship. 

VIRGO: Your career and dating life are not aligned this month, so watch your step at work. You may feel like casual flirting with a co-worker, but that won’t work out in your favor. By month’s end, you’re feeling much better about your love life, and it’s an auspicious time to find that perfect partner. 

LIBRA: You can’t win the lottery if you don’t buy a ticket. The same is true for your sex life. You have to put yourself out there in order to earn a return on your efforts. You’re open to new experiences now: online dating, matchmaking services, role playing…the whole gamut. Go for it! 

SCORPIO: As one of the more anxious signs of the zodiac, this month has you choosing between playing the field or building a stronger connection to one specific partner. Mid-month, your intuition kicks in and guides you in the right direction. Hold off until then. 

SAGITTARIUS: You’re naturally curious, and this innate trait will guide you through the month and its potential dating pitfalls. You’re reaching a point internally where you’re ready to settle down with “the one.” Use that curiosity to learn everything you can about them and you’re golden. 

CAPRICORN: This month sees your energies scattered to hell and back, making you unfocused and quite chaotic. That shouldn’t deter you from following your heart when it comes to love and romance. You may feel conflicting desires, but examine your emotions for intuitive wisdom. You have the answers inside you.