Jerking around with your iPad now has a whole different meaning. Thanks to Taiwanese start up company, Aidmics, checking your sperm’s fertility may be as simple as checking Instagram.

Jerking around with your iPad now has a whole different meaning. Thanks to Taiwanese start up company, Aidmics, checking your sperm’s fertility may be as simple as checking Instagram.

Aidmics is currents seeking approval from the FDA over their new app/iPad attachment known as iSperm (seriously we’re not making this shit up). The app tracks the sperm’s count and mobility and will tell you their chance of survival inside the hostile environment of the vagina. And, if you don’t like the result your iSperm app gives you, you can record your little buddies swimming around and send the video to a professional for review.

All you need to utilize the iSperm app is an iPad mini and the specially designed case made by Aidmics. The case not only protects your tablet from impending sticky-ness, but also contains a camera attachment with a backlit spot to place your “samples”. The camera records in full 1080p HD, has a 200x zoom to get up close and personal, and can even save your videos to an archive that will track your sperm’s progression over time. Just imagine impressing girls at the bar with proof of how strong and fast the microscopic versions of you are. 

Now, instead of just using you iPad for porn and those long painful trips to the bathroom, you can do something productive with it (after you use it for porn obviously). 

No longer will you be forced to awkwardly sit in front of a doctor while he analyzes all your little swimmers and tells you that their probably not fit for making children. The iSperm is already in use commercially in parts of Asia and, if approved by the FDA, will be sold in America between $100-$200.