A New Zealand Man woke up after surgery for a skin condition only to find that he had been circumcised without his consent, which is exactly how we felt in the first days of our lives back in November of 1996. The man was receiving surgery for a skin condition on his penis, but allegedly told surgeons he wouldn’t consent to a full circumcision. 

We’d never make fun of a person for having a skin condition on the tip of their penis, but we would make fun of our very own parents, who made the conscious decision to steal an entire inch and thousands of nerve endings off the tip of our own member right around the time that Bill Clinton was reelected into office. Nice one, mom and dad.