Your mom isn't as cool as this mom …

Your mom fed you from her teet, nourished you into adulthood, and likely still struggles from the marks you left on her body while gestating in utero — but did she ever pack you a Four Loco for lunch while you were still in high school!?

We bet not, because your mom sucks compared to 17-year-old Mckenzie Strange's. Apparently, in the midst of one of those half-awake / half-asleep things in the morning, Mckenzie's mother accidentally grabbed a strawberry lemonade malt beverage and put it in her lunch thinking it was an energy drink of some sort. 

Luckily, Mckenzie caught the mistake before she got to school, where she would have likely been expelled immediately and thrown out on the street to fend for herself for the remaining years of her life with only the Four Loco as guidance. 

Four Loco, not even once …