This is either a hilarious joke, or a taste of what's to come …
If you're not yet sick of all the political bullshit using up precious 1s and 0s on the Internet lately, then you're gonna love the new Republican chairman for Travis County in Texas: Robert Morrow.
He was legitimately elected this past Super Tuesday by a relatively large margin in his county and then got right to tweeting racist, sexist and downright asinine shit from his account — all the while professing his love of "big boobs" like a 14-year-old Chester.
Yeah, we don't really get that last one either, but at least he's being honest about his feelings for naked cow women — and honesty is something you don't find in politicians nowadays.
“We will explore every single option that exists, whether it be persuading him to resign, trying to force him to resign, constraining his power, removing his ability to spend money or resisting any attempt for him to access data or our social media account,” Rep. Strategist Matt Mackowiak tells the local paper. “I’m treating this as a coup and as a hostile takeover.”
“We have someone who ran here who absolutely has no intention of serving the Republican Party with leadership and faithfulness,” Mackowiak continues. “His social media account is something that no child should see. He is a total disaster.”
Although Morrow was elected with just more than 25,000 votes — 6,000 more than his one challenger, the incumbent chair James Dickey — Mackowiak says he and others will consider leaving the county party altogether to form a new Republican organization if they can not remove Morrow from office. “I will not rest until we remove him as chairman,” Mackowiak says. “He’s going to be an absolute embarrassment to the party. And if we fail in these efforts, we will start an alternate organization.”
“Tell them they can go fuck themselves,” Morrow replied.
Good luck, Texas. You're going to need it.
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