Some thieves keep breaking into the Columbine Steak House & Lounge to only steal steaks in one of the funniest heists we’ve seen all year. The owner told USA TODAY that this is the third time it’s happened, and that even though the thieves have access to the bar and an ATM machine, they choose to only steal steaks.

We love the idea that there’s an underground meat trading ring in Denver, and that, in the deep recesses of an underground warehouse, if you know the right password, you might be able to pick up a 12-ounce ribeye at an absolute bargain.