When Kevin Przytula dropped down to the traditional pose and asked his girlfriend, Allyssa, to marry him, their 3-year-old son Owen had something entirely different in mind.

"I'm gonna pee outside," he exclaimed, much like that one friend after only three Michelob Ultras. 

The precious moment was caught on film, soon to put Bay City, Michigan on the map. It was, coincidentally maybe, in front art that looks eerily like a toilet seat. Figure this one out, Freud!