Guess what? Today is Free Slurpee Day at 7-Eleven. To celebrate it's 86th birthday, the convenience store is giving you all the free radioactive blue ice you want. Slurp, bitch.

Guess what? Today is Free Slurpee Day at 7-Eleven. To celebrate it's 86th birthday, the convenience store is giving you all the free radioactive blue ice you want. Slurp, bitch.

If you want in on the action, head over to your nearest Munchie Palace, aka 7-Eleven, and you'll be generously gifted with a free small Slurpee, as well as free ice cream, cookies, and candy. Your dentist is so hyped right now.

But wait, there's more. This year, 7-Eleven will not only hook you up with all the slurpage you need, it also has an entire week's worth of free treats to bestow upon you. Here's the menu:

Friday, July 11: Small Slurpee

Saturday, July 12: Big Gulp soft drink

Sunday, July 13: M&M’s Birthday Cake Flavor Candies

Monday, July 14: Grandma’s Cookies

Tuesday, July 15: Hostess Twinkies

Wednesday, July 16: Snickers or Twix Ice Cream Bar

Thursday, July 17: Quaker Chewy Yogurt Snack Bar

Friday, July 18: Pillsbury Cookie

Saturday, July 19: Small Slurpee drink

Participating 7-Eleven stores also are offering quarter-pound Big Bite hot dogs, with choice of toppings, this Friday for $1 as part of the birthday celebration. Starving college students; we're looking at you.

The store expects to give away roughly 7 million Slurpees today, so you better hurry there before the rest of the population gets ahead of you.

Thanks 7-Eleven! Next time someone asks you if we spit or swallow, we'll raise our head and say with a confident glimmer, "I slurp."