This video is from TODAY, you guys. On Dr.-fuckin'-Phil! That means that at any moment, he could trot naked through your hallway, impersonate an FBI agent, or bark at you really loud.

DMX is free to bark at you like a man stricken with bat rabies today, because he's ditched jail for Dr. Phil, and is currently killing it/ terrifying everyone on the talk show circuit. Dr. Phil and DMX had a nice little chat about his 12 children, his nude gallivanting about a hotel hallway, and how he loves love (*tear). In one glorious moment, Dr. Phil asked him how he thought the interview was going so far, to which he replied, "Um, I'm hungry," which is DMX-speak for "I will pan-sear your liver."

But probably the greatest moment of the whole show was when DMX broke into song, entertaining some but startling others. Here he is really feeling his 2006 song "Lord Give Me a Sign." Note that they had to pull a song from 2006…