Oh man. This is gonna be the greatest movie ever.
When they announced Ben Affleck was gonna be Batman this time around, fanboys around the world got pissed off, and for good reason. How could the world's worst Daredevil be the Dark Knight? Or that guy from Gigli?
And then they released the "Sad Batman" photos showing off his little nub ears, and the Internet was again all kinds of angry.
Thankfully, with the release date approaching rapidly, the producers finally decided to make Batman look like a real badass. Just like how people were completely pissed that Heath Ledger got cast as the Joker, those same angry nerds should now shut the hell up.
And we've only got a month to wait until this monster gets unleashed into theaters. Our plan is to just black out until that date arrives. It's like time traveling!
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