How did we miss the casting call for this?
Man, we had to wait until 2016 for this? It doesn't make sense. Sarah Palin got her own reality show. "Amish in America" and "Tommy Lee Goes to College" spent time on the air, yet we've had to wait until now to see everyday morons compete to become porn stars. The world just isn't fair.
But since people will do anything to get famous, why not embarass yourself in front of America, completely naked and showcasing how bad you are at sex? That's what Sex Factor is all about, and we're kinda interested.
From their site:
The Sex Factor is a web-based reality porn show in search of the next top porn stars. The ten-episode original TV series follows sixteen wannabe porn stars (eight guys and eight girls) who have never been filmed before. They're not "amateurs," they're actual civilians who responded to an open casting call. The contestants compete in increasingly explicit challenges to win their share of a $1M prize along with instant porn superstardom. The Sex Factor stars porn's hottest performers: host Asa Akira leads the show's contestants through the hardcore competition while Tori Black, Remy LaCroix, Lexi Belle and Keiran Lee serve as mentors, coaches and judges.
But after reviewing the contestants, we're not sure there's a winner in the whole bunch. The most important attribute of a great porn star is being attractive, and we're a little scared of all of these women.
And the dudes are looking pretty rough too.
50% hipster glasses and one black eye? Not off to a great start.
Clearly, we'll watch this because it's a much better idea that "Sarah Palin's Alaska," but we'll ridicule everyone the entire time. Just like how ten seasons of "The Next Food Network Star" has only given us Guy Fieri, nothing good can come of this. Only sadness.
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