We gotta say, Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson look sexy as hell …

Never did we think that we'd ever see the day where the personal choice of what bathroom to use would be donimating headlines on a national level. Yet, here we are, arguing over where people shit and piss instead of supplying our country with the necessary tools to thrive as one big happy unit. 

Speaking of big happy units, Worth1000 had a celebrity gender-bending contest to test the skills of Photoshop masters. We gotta say, Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson look sexy as hell …