10 Things you say to your dog that you should never say to your human
VicesFebruary 15, 2016 By Isabelle Kohn
Even though dog is man's best friend, we still talk to our canine companions as if they're fat little cartoon infants ... which makes us think, what would it be like if we talked to humans the way we baby-talk to dogs?
1. "Do you have to poop? Make a little poopie? Are you full of poopie?"
2. "Who's a big hungry girl?"
3. "You're my snuggly little fur muffin, yes you are!"
4. "Did you seriously shit on the floor again?"
5. "Woof! Rawrrrrr ... woof! Ha ha, I'm just trying to speak Dog to you."
6. "Hey, dude ... fetch!"
7. "I'm going to neuter you today."
8. "Roll over and I'll give you a treat, baby."
9. "You're so cute I could just unhinge my jaw and swallow you whole!"
10. "Bro, you need to stop humping me."