14 people who take Halloween just a little too seriously
We love Halloween as much as the next mag, but sometimes, people's undying love for Halloween gets just a little too...undying. Here are 14 people who love Halloween more than anything you've ever loved in your life.
1. Heidi Klum. She really loves Halloween, you guys.
2. Luke Skywalker one one of those space llama things. Seriously though, what the fuck is in there? We could spend our lives just wondering...
3. We don't know what this is...but we do know where all our Post Its went, so there's that
4. Heidi Klum? You again? Dressed as a concept instead of a thing? There's no helping you...
5. Mini-Heidi Klum/ ruiner of this guy's day...
6. ...Lady Gaga? Gutter Cleaner? Short Guy Who Hates Being Short But Today He Is Tall So Everyone Deal With It?
7. This beautiful little miracle of life/ poster-child for contraception
8. This old-timey family from the 1920's who weren't not entirely sure isn't a family of flesh eating elephant-men
9. This guy who's a little too proud of his banana tip that looks like a pen15
10. This menstrual vampire who's also probably ten
11. Goddamn it! Heidi Klum's back, and she inexplicably loves Halloween more than ever. Does everyone here understand how much she loves Halloween? She needs a 12-step program stat. Also...that silver thing is Seal.
12. You know you've taken Halloween too far when you're gone beyond wearing a costume to just diving headfirst into a bucket of paint because you just can't contain your joy
13. Not even Heidi Klum can reach the Halloween love-level of this stay-at-home Dad who maaaybe had a little too much time on his hands
14. Not a costume, but a Halloween driveway decoration set up by one guy who's just REALLY in the holiday spirit right now
14. Okay, that's IT. Heidi Klum, you're banned from Halloween forever