20 Random sex facts about musicians, because knowledge is power
Because who hasn't listened to their favorite artist and thought to themselves, "I wonder if he had an alien foot fetish?" Wonder no more, because we've compiled a list of completely random sex facts about rock stars, rappers, and everyone in between. The more you know, right?
1. Drake apparently likes to get his butthole licked, which is a whole different kind of "starting from the bottom and working your way up." Zing!
2. Nas and Kelis were so loud in bed that their neighbors complained about the noise so much so that they had to build a separate, secluded house to fuck in.
3. Lykke Li, Tenacious D, and Tyler the Creator all have foot fetishes. Let's get even more specific ... Jack Black of Tenacious D has a thing for clogs. So glad we're not alone ...
4. Both Ricky Martin and R. Kelly would like to pee on you. In an interview with Blender, Ricky said, “I love giving the golden shower. I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.” Is it though? Is your hot water working, buddy? And then we all know what happened with R. Kelly ...
5. Nick Lachey is into cross-dressing. We’re not even sure we’d consider Nich Lachey a musician because whine-singing with frosted tips doesn't really count as music, but he did say once that he liked dressing up in Jessica Simpson’s clothing. “It was a sort of kinky thing we’d get into,” he told the interviewer.
6. AJ McLean of the Backstreet Boys hates condoms and loves anal. Well, with a name like “backstreet boy,” we don’t really know what else to expect.
7. And now the moment you've all been waiting for ... Glen Danzig has a five-inch penis. Not that this video would have made us think that ...
8. On Def Leppard’s 1999 tour, the band reportedly had a contest to see who could get the most girls to have anal sex and guitarist Phil Collen won. Great … job?
9. If you want to have sex with Eminem, don’t be surprised if he wants to film it. The angry white boy reportedly has quite a thing for sex tape videography.
10. Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has a “big penis” but “terrible stamina.” One groupie reported he lasted about five minutes. Which is actually twice as long as how long Colorado men last on average, so …whoop whoop?
11. Chuck Negron of Three Dog Night’s penis literally exploded. It swelled up from having too much sex, and, instead of heeding his doctor’s warning about laying off the poon-tang, he took it as a sign of increasing physical strength … until one day it actually popped and split down the middle "like a hot dog." Great, way to ruin hot dogs for us, Check Negron.
12. Andre 3000 went abstinent before ATLiens came out, “for good luck.” Seems legit ...
13. In Poetic Justice, 2Pac was supposed to have a sex scene with Janet Jackson, but it didn’t end up being shot because he refused to get an HIV test. That's okay 2Pac, the entire world had an imagined sex scene with her after the SuperBoob ... sorry Superbowl incident.
14. Azealia Banks, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Michael Stipe of REM, Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day are all publically bisexual. Team players, those guys.
15. While Gucci Mane was filming his sex scene in Spring Breakers, he fell asleep. He was so high that director Harmony Korine described him as "basically catatonic." Originally, Gucci wanted the girl to ride him so he wouldn’t have to do any physical labor, but when the chick climbed on top of him, the Sandman apparently paid him a little visit.
“So we’re shooting the sequence, and as he is getting fucked, I start to hear snores," Harmony said. "He had literally passed out! And she was riding his dick the whole time. I’d never in my life filmed a sex scene where the dude was sleeping…and she was on top of him for a good 45 minutes.” Right on!
16. Sting is a tantric sex god, reportedly having sex with his wife Trudie for five hours at a time, which is a lot, lot longer than we can endure any Police albums.
17. This is what happened the first time Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love fucked, in Courtney's words: "The first time Kurt and I slept together was at a Days Inn in Chicago,” she says in the book. “We were having our first postcoital moment, and we’re watching MTV and the video came on. I pulled away from him, because it was his video, his moment, he was the king of the fucking world, and he put his arm around me and pulled me closer. Which was symbolic, like, ‘I’m letting you into my life.’ That really endeared him to me.”
18. Duran Duran guitarist Warren Cuccurullo made and sold an 8” dildo named the "Rock Rod," modeled on his own genitalia for fans who couldn't get the real thing. What a Mother Theresa.
19. According to Lil' Kim, "fellatio is morally superior to shopping." Why is this woman not President?
20. 2Chainz had a threesome with two women ... when he was in 7th grade. Late bloomer?