Oh this? It's the greatest list of Things to Do this March 2020 in Colorado.

Oh this? It's the greatest list of Things to Do this March 2020 in Colorado.

CultureMarch 02, 2020

Through May 20
Brewing History: Fort Collins’ Global Connection
You know local Colorado brews have their place in beer history, but do you know how much? Brewing History features beer archaeologist Travis Rupp explaining all there is to know about the past, present and future of the suds.
Global Village Museum, Fort Collins
Every Wednesday
Sh*t Your Pants Awesome Showcase
Since its beginning days at the Deer Pile, SYP has been a “dependable show to see improv at its finest,” says the events page. And with a show every week, you couldn’t possibly think of enough excuses not to go. 
Grafenberg Sketch Comedy and Improv Theater
Thursday, March 5 – Sunday, March 8
Boulder International Film Festival
Well hot damn, it’s that time of year again. The Boulder International Film Festival is an internationally lauded collection of red carpet worthy events. This year special guest Jesse Eisenberg opens with a special screening of his film The Resistance.
Multiple Venues, Boulder
Saturday, March 7 & Saturday, April 4
Denver Art Museum Free Days
Unless Bernie gets the nod and throws every American hundreds of thousands of free dollars, we’re all at the mercy of our pitiful paychecks. To ease the pain, the Denver Art museum hosts Free Days every first Saturday to at least pretend you’re kinda rich.
Denver Art Museum, Denver
Tuesday, March 10
Girls’ Night Out: Clueless
The book was written in 1816, but then the ‘90s happened. And it’s when Jane Austen’s classic novel “Emma” was reworked into a rich versus poor satirical look at Beverly Hills teens learning how to use cell phones. The Lyric is showing it for one night only!
The Lyric, Fort Collins
Thursday, March 12
Backcountry Brews: A Cheers to Winter Stoke!
“Join REI at the Rayback Collective for a night of adventure-sharing, winter trip planning, and gear education with other backcountry enthusiasts!” says Backcountry Brews events page. And with Free Entry (with a free beer if you RSVP ahead of time), we say, why not!?
Rayback Collective, Boulder
Friday, March 13
Whiskies of the World
As one of the largest whiskey tasting events in America, this event features hundreds of your favorite native and foreign born spirits. Pretend you know what you’re talking about as you sip some of the finest ever made!
Four Seasons Hotel, Denver
Friday, March 13
Iliza: The Forever Tour
“You can’t go to the bathroom alone, you might not come back. Cause no girl’s ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It’s true. The last woman that attempted it, it was 1937 and her name was Amelia Earhart.”
Bellco Theatre, Denver
Friday, March 20
David Spade
“Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, ‘Oh, he’s good.’”
Boulder Theater, Boulder
Saturday, March 14
Bollywood Dance Party
It’s an event where the title says it all: Colorado’s biggest Bollywood Extravaganza is back! DJ MRA will be spinning the latest Bollywood, Bhangra, EDM and Top 40! For more details visit DJMRAOfficial.com.
Summit Music Hall, Denver
Saturday, March 14
St. Patrick’s Day Parade
The year 2020 of our lord and savior Joaquin Phoenix marks the 58th time the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade has rolled through Denver painting the town a comfortable hue of green while placing “No Parking” bags on the meters. Come early. Drink hard. Drunk text your exes.
Downtown, Denver
Thursday, March 19
Rita’s First Day of Spring!
For over 20 years, Rita’s Italian Ice & Frozen Custard has celebrated the rebirth of spring by handing out free — that’s $0.00 — Italian ice. It’s their way of “kicking off the season and spreading a little happiness.” Respect.
Rita’s Italian Ice & Frozen Custard, Fort Collins
Friday, March 20
Colorado Anime Fest 2020
Do you collect Anime? Do you cosplay Anime? Is Anime life!? For its fifth year, the Colorado Anime Fest will descend on Denver with special guest panels, costume competitions and a room full of those you can connect with most.
Marriott Denver Tech Center, Denver
Saturday, March 21
2020 Mile High Beer Festival
If you’ve lived here longer than a few weeks, you already know the drill. If not, welcome to Colorado transplant; please take your shoes off at the door and pretend to like IPAs like the rest of us. Get acquainted with the most popular ones quickly by attending a beer festival. This one. Thanks.
McNichols Building, Denver
Sunday, March 22
SpongeBob - The Musical
Yo, has this gotten out of hand or is there more laughs to plunder? Not only will there be a SpongeBob feature film out this summer, a stage show is already in motion and touring. It’s coming to Denver. Edible at your own risk.
Buell Theatre, Denver
Sunday, March 22
Mushroom Cultivation Class
We’ll go out on a limb here and say you won’t be growing THOSE mushrooms at a free university … but the knowledge can’t hurt. But outside of the trippy variety, dozens and dozens of spores boast incredible health opportunities. Growing them on your own is only just the beginning.
Colorado Free University, Denver
Saturday, March 28
Ross Mathews “Name Drop” Book Tour
Ross Mathews knows Hollywood. He was in intern at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, appeared on Celebrity Fit Club and judged RuPaul’s Drag Race. Now, his stories hit the stage. Is the purity of La-La-Land not sacred anymore!?
Boulder Theater, Boulder
Sunday, March 29
Old School Cool Vintage Fashion Market
With warmer seasons ahead it’s time to get your gear game up. The Old School Cool vintage market will have over 20 vendors selling the dopest in upcycled fashion and accessories. And there’s a bar! Fast-fashion is dead. We’ll drink to that.
Improper City, Denver
Thursday, April 2
Rooster’s Kickoff to April
Each year we allow several lucky judges the opportunity to blind judge cannabis products in a variety of categories. Not only does it keep things fair, but allows us to keep winners behind the magic curtain until the annual Kickoff to April party — the wildest happening that has ever happened. Join us along with cannabis celebrities and live music to celebrate proper; presented by Steve’s Goods!
Temple Nightclub, Denver


Lose Your Winter Weight
Look at summer, creepin’ all quietly in front of us, mocking our inability to have self-control over winter. If this is you and want to look and feel your best, Healthline.com suggests cutting back on sugars and starches now, drinking plenty of water (half an hour before eating works best) and boosting protein intake. Or just simply rock what your mama gave you; it’s not that serious.


WATCH: “Night on Earth” on Netflix ... stoned
LISTEN: Rooster Magazine’s Office Spotify Playlist
CELEBRATE: James Van Der Beek’s Birthday, March 8
BUY: Obama Scented Candle
EAT: Girl Scouts Lemon-Ups *NEW*
VISIT: Side Stories in RiNo nightly until March 6