5 Porn movie names that won't be winning an oscar anytime soon

5 Porn movie names that won't be winning an oscar anytime soon

SexJanuary 16, 2013

1. AMERICAN BOOTY
Kevin Spacey was pretty good in “American Beauty,” but “American Booty” is easily his best, and least-known, film. Except that one scene with the roses just kind of gets repeated for about an hour.

2. PULP FRICTION
Samuel L. is the one who gets blown in the back seat of a car in this remake. Does not include a cameo by Quentin Tarrantino, for which we’re all thankful.

3. NATURAL BORN THRILLERS
Spoiler alert: This classic does not feature Harrelson’s woody, though it does star a guy named Woody. And there’s no violence or killing because they’re all too busy having sex.

4. JURASSIC PORK
Based on the novel by Michael Crichton, “Jurassic Pork” is the story of a team of entrepreneurial scientists that extract DNA from mosquitoes trapped in amber and clone an entire theme park of bikini-clad porn stars.

5. WHITE MEN CAN'T HUMP
If you’ve never seen the original, have no idea what it’s about or are simply looking through some kind of weird porn database and are just going off of titles alone, just a fair warning: this is not a movie about under-performing white guys.