6 hobbies that are definitely keeping you from getting laid

6 hobbies that are definitely keeping you from getting laid

VicesOctober 28, 2013

Six things that we know you love doing, but need to stop right this second if you ever want to see us naked.

1. Extreme Dog Hair Art

[Juxtapose]

2. Playing Dead...Professionally

[Dead Body Guy]

3. Laughter Yoga

4. Doing anything remotely similar to this

5. Being Al Roker

6. Thinking up festive Halloween-inspired sex tips

[XO Jane]