7 sex apps that help you make better use of your genitals

7 sex apps that help you make better use of your genitals

CultureSeptember 11, 2013

Check out our favorite apps that have to do with your genitalia. Whether you’re coupled up or on the prowl, there’s definitely something in here for you.


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Price: Free

Device: iPhone and Android

You should download if: You’re a male or female who wants to know how to stimulate the elusive G-Spot.

You have to sort through a lot of shit to get to the good part about how to actually stimulate the G-Spot (think like 13 slides about preparing a "play space" ... ugh) but it’s worth it at the end. It is a little simplified though, so if you really want some in-depth information about techniques, this app is a good starting point, but is by no means a comprehensive G-Spot bible. We do like how it stresses the importance of setting the mood though (are we right, ladies?).


2. Couple


Price: Free

Device: iPhone

You should download if: You’re one of those couples that makes lists together and need a private place to document every nauseating minute of coupledom.

Couple is this thing that lets you and your partner can share every molecule of your relationship in one, private place. lists, pictures, messages, important past and future dates, and even has a feature with which you may “thumbkiss” each other. No one else has access to your shared account, which is awesome because we’re pretty sick of seeing you and your girlfriend’s wedding seating chart for 2018.


3. Spreadsheets


Price: $2.99

Device: iPhone

You should download if: You’re a math person who enjoys tracking personal data points, or you want to know how loud you can make your partner scream.


Spreadsheets is the app that measures your sex life. A built-in accelerometer and micro-phone track stuff like how long you last, thrusts per minute, how loud the moans are, and how many times a week you have sex. It also has
a little point system through which you reward yourself for having sex at certain times, like in the morning (10 points for you!). Finally, a reason to look at your phones during sex.


4. Lulu


Price: Free

Device: iPhone

You should download if: You’re a girl and want a database of fuckable guys to choose from.


Lulu is like a hookup supercomputer for girls. You can upload a picture of a guy and all of his relevant stats. then, you and the rest of female-kind rate and judge him in terms of his talents both in and outside of the bedroom, comment on him and pick favorite guys. Think comments like “he has a huge dick,
but he’s afraid of mice.” It’s also got sex tips, quizzes and an advice section. Creepy, but essential.


5. Sex Drive

Price: $1.99

Device: iPhone

You should download if: You’re too young to start popping Viagra in good conscience.


Aw man, your dick’s soft again. Sounds like a job for Sex Drive, an app that uses binaural brain wave therapy to coax your brain to stimulate your cock. Two constant tones, played at slightly different frequencies in each ear, allegedly mimic the brainwaves that initiate arousal. Jury’s out about whether or not it really works, but maybe it’s one of those placebo-y things that works if you think it does. Happy boners, everyone.


6. Condom Size App


Price: $0.99

Device: iPhone

You should download if: You just can’t find the right condom for your penis.


Condoms! They just never fit right ... until now. This app has inputs for your penis height and girth, which it uses to recommend the perfect condom for your cock. It also has a condom size chart, condom use tips and fun facts about condoms. There’s even a feature that allows you to shop for the condom it recommends you use.


7. iKamaSutra


Price: $0.99

Device: iPhone

You should download if: You’re a visual learner with flexible hamstrings.


iKamaSutra has 20 essential poses on display, complete with 3D models sporting enlarged body parts, awkward instructions and sickening names for the positions (think the "dolphin" or the "lustful leg"). It’s good if you want to try some weird new positions with your partner, but have a hard time understanding written instructions. It comes with a kama sutra game too, in case you have no one to kama sutra with.