A middle-aged breakdancing burglar defies both nature and logic before arrest

A middle-aged breakdancing burglar defies both nature and logic before arrest

Whose uncle is this!?

CultureMay 31, 2018

What you might not know is that Fresno, California, is the birthplace of popping — the seemingly impossible dance style that will no doubt lead to countless arthritis cases in the future. 

Which is why a recent break-in at a Fresno office complex is that much more insane. Police say 43-year-old David Seal spent multiple nights and early mornings burglarizing one particular building, and in doing so, dancing his right cheek off for the cameras in a vibe generally reserved for spry teenagers and yoga enthusiasts.

Not, you know, 43-year-old street hustlers with tired eyes. 

[This is him! This is the guy! Like a creepy drunken uncle with the moves of an angel! //photo Fresno PD]

Security cameras caught Seal breaking in with a set of keys. How he got them? Police still don't know. But what they do know, is he's been charged with felony burglary and providing a false identity to an officer after he lied to them about who he was. 

But let's be honest, on the streets, dance moves like these don't go unnoticed — it was only a matter of time before authorities would find his out true fancy-foot identity. Build the battle, and he will come.