Ah, the miracle of life...or in this case, cocaine

Ah, the miracle of life...or in this case, cocaine

VicesSeptember 12, 2013

Ah, the miracle of life, when one beaming, expectant mother gives sweet birth to a bouncing, 5 pound...stash of cocaine.

Tabitha Leah Ritchie was detained by officials in a Bogota, Colombia airport following a routine security pat down after TSA officers noticed her pregnant stomach was "unusually cold and hard." Police discovered that Tabitha wasn't even a little pregnant, and that she had strapped a fake, latex pregnancy belly to her own, and filled it with nearly five pounds of nose candy.

 

 
 
 
 

Well, everyone, that's what happens when you don't wear a condom.