This alarm clock vibrator wakes you up with orgasms. You're welcome.

This alarm clock vibrator wakes you up with orgasms. You're welcome.

SexFebruary 12, 2014

It's morning. Your alarm goes off. You throw it across the room and go back to sleep in one fluid movement like the professional sleeper you are. It explodes against the wall. You're late for work. This is a daily occurrence. 

But what if instead of an alarm waking you up in the morning, an orgasm did?

Well, thanks to Wake-Up Vibe, the alarm clock vibrator hybrid you dreamed up while high in middle school, you can now wake up to an earth-shattering orgasm and a grating, dissonant cacaphony at the same time!

Just set the timer, slip it in your panties or boxers, then take a trip to the land of nod.  And when the time comes, so will you. It'll wake you with a pre-set vibration and sound combination that's sure to take you from sleepy to snappy in no time. And if you don't feel like waiting until morning, the thing comes with a more immediate vibration setting for you, you horny bastard.

But be warned. "It's addictive," says the Wake-Up Vibe website. So addictive, that you might be late to work. But isn't that why people work from home?

There's even a video in case you need visuals.