America is ranked 17th in education classes are being held in strip clubs

America is ranked 17th in education classes are being held in strip clubs

VicesOctober 25, 2013

The periodic table can be a difficult concept to master. A concept that, according to Indiana high school chemistry teacher Travis Lechien, is clearly best illustrated by some good old fashioned periodic table-dancing and tits.

That's right folks; Travis, who is clearly the coolest,  took his high school chemistry class to a strip club as part of an unauthorized "field trip" of sorts. Maybe he just wanted to test the chemical composition of stripper glitter?

Travis, who had been teaching at Hanover Central High School for over ten years, was caught speeding on his way back from the strip club, car-full of chemistry nerds and all. According to a probable cause affidavit, the students later tattled that he had served them booze at his place to celebrate one of their birthdays, then taken them to a local strip club to watch some sad, aging stripper shake what her momma gave her 46 years ago. It's unclear whether any 17 year-olds got a lap dance to "Pour Some Sugar On Me," or "I'm In Love With a Stripper," but honestly, why even go if you're not going to do that?

Unfortunately for his students, Travis the Teacher/ Liquor Store Coyote was fired and faces charges like contributing to the delinquency of a minor and being sort of pathetic.

But wait! There's more! The affidavit also revealed that Cool Guy Travis regularly hung out with his students, supplying them with all the liquor and fun-flavored hookah tobacco they needed to get loose so he could feel like he was as cool as he used to be when he was their age. Which was, apparently not that cool. Because, hookah? Please. If those kids came to our house after we took them out to the club, we'd at least let them meet Molly.