And now some good news: Girl Scout Cookies begin online ordering and delivery service

And now some good news: Girl Scout Cookies begin online ordering and delivery service

VicesApril 03, 2020 By Brian Frederick

Wake up. Pace. Coffee. Pace. Stare out the window. Pace. Eat snacks. Nap. Netflix. Pace. Sleep. Repeat.

Several hundred million around the world have embarked on the same daily routine. It's not much to write home about, but by god we're saving the world by doing nothing. And that's something. Yet in spite of the doom and gloom of a bland daily routine, Girl Scout Cookies are out there shining much needed light. A few days ago the company announced something real. Something pure. You can now order your favorite cookies online and have them delivered right to your doorstep with a no-contact delivery through its Girl Scouts Cookie Care program.

Suddenly, the world makes sense again.

For now, the company plans to embark on a never-before-seen type of system to get your Thin Mints fix, or Samoa lust, or Do-Si-Dos kink managed proper.

Our grandparents were hauled off involuntarily to shoot strangers in a foreign land to save America. We're being ordered to sit at home with direct access to cookies.

We got this.