Another reason why we don't trust old people
In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered “simple assault,” but biting someone with your dentures is “aggravated assault.”
What to Read Next
Vices
Psychedelics, weed, CBD finally hit congress: Series of drug amendments cleared for voting — hopefully, things start getting weird
Vices
Join Denver's controversial new vigilante "Street Enforcement Team" and start citing homeless and breaking up their campsites
Vices
Rooster’s guide to festival camping gear — everything you need to caravan in style, now that music festivals are finally back
Art
Alex Schaefer is setting banks on fire with his paintings, and the Bitcoin community is eating his art up
Vices
