Axe body spray sends boy to the hospital. You mean, it wasn't the excessive putang?
What guy hasn't purchased a bottle of the intoxicant thinking that possibly it will increase his attractive level? Ok, not too many. But that's not the point. The point is every young boy has dreams of batting away women one at a time only to have them come back again and again. Enough about Chris Brown.
For one lady killer, Axe body spray got the best of him having the reverse affect of picking up chicks and instead sending him to the hospital. After dousing himself in one of the many enticing scents - Dark Temptation, Vice, Pheonix, Instinct - the boy showed signs of a severe allergic reaction, prompting the principle to issue this statement to Freedom High School students:
"My request to all Freedom Family members is that we take into consideration this student's allergy to Axe Body Spray and refrain from using it as your cologne or fragrance of choice while attending Freedom High School."
Obviously, the principle doesn't understand what it takes these days to slay the female gender. Cutting out your daily Axe bath is like cutting out oxygen or happiness. The principle must be a virgin.
Next time the boy should heed our advice and go with the body soap by Axe. It's subtle and girls slowly inhale the breathtaking fragrance. Or he can go with our plan B: roofies. Just kidding, plan B is rasberry vodka.