Bang Your Friends App: Yeah, like that's never backfired before.

Bang Your Friends App: Yeah, like that's never backfired before.

VicesFebruary 05, 2013

We are one step closer to never leaving our houses and having our every vice delivered to us through our Facebook account. The genius creators behind the Bang with Friends app have revolutionized the way we used to stalk people online to find a mate and built a Facebook plug-in that simply notifies you when one of your two million friends has the sudden urge to bang.

What the creators didn't take into consideration is the dismal success rate of friends sleeping with friends. History has shown this isn't good for anyone. We can only imagine the next morning awkwardness when you both realize that all last night amounted to was a late-night Facebook hookup spurred by your lonely stalking of other people's happy pictures. And since you don't know half of your friends - although you claim to - it pretty much turns into another night of singles denying other singles. Still want to try it? Here's a lovely diagram on how it works.