Ben & Jerry's adds 3 new flavors of ice cream to send you back down the rabbit hole
It seems that whenever Ben & Jerry’s comes out with a new product, we immediately find ourselves craving a cube of sugar or a stiff drink just to curb the temptation to buy a few pints for a rainy day. Our psychiatrist claims we have a problem, but that’s just what they say for us to keep coming back. Right?
Those sons of bitches in Vermont are at it again in their scheme to increase the bottom line by releasing 3 new flavors in their “Core” line of ice cream. For those unaware of the “Core” flavors of ice cream at Ben & Jerry’s, it’s basically like taking crack and then injecting super crack into that crack. You really don’t need it, but once you try it, you’ll never go back and will most likely sell your roommate’s assets to get the fix from the frozen food section. Like we said, we have a problem.
1. Brownie Batter: Chocolate & Vanilla Ice Creams with Fudge Brownies & a Brownie Batter Core
2. Cookies & Cream Cheesecake: Chocolate & Cheesecake Ice Creams with Chocolate Cookies & a Cheesecake Core
3. Coconuts for Carmel: Caramel & Sweet Cream Coconut Ice Creams with Fudge Flakes & a Caramel Core