Bill Murray heroically tells us how to not die while drinking champagne
In a recent interview, Bill Murray shared his foolproof plan for getting drunk on champagne without feeling like a desiccated shit the next day so you can "keep that buzz, that bling, that smile."
Just ... god bless him.
Oh, ice. The solution to not dying on champagne was so obvious, it was hiding out in plain sight, hanging out in our Suntory:
And what brand of champagne does man-god Bill Murray prefer to guzzle Montana-style?
There; that solidifies it. You don't even need parents because Bill Murray knows all the life lessons .. and the life lessons are "ice" and "don't pay for shit." Suck it, Dad.