Bizarre Lyrics of the Week: "Sex Tonight" by Gillette will bury your libido six feet under

Bizarre Lyrics of the Week: "Sex Tonight" by Gillette will bury your libido six feet under

MusicSeptember 08, 2014

Gillette's thumping classic "Sex Tonight" begs the question, does anyone want to have sex? Is anyone out there? Who among us would like to engage in some sex?

Between prowling for a hot body to "ride like a pony" and propositioning potential partners in coitus for a condom, she takes you on a lyrical Ferris wheel that cycles between high points like asking someone, anyone to put in her and low points like acknowledging she doesn't know the guy's name who she's about to bone.

With the free-spinning sexuality of Lena Dunham on Girls before Girls existed, "Sex Tonight" will make you contemplate, who, if anyone, really wants to have sex tonight. The answer is undoubtedly "nobody," but it never hurts to take a cue from Gillette and ask for the things you need, man.

Listen and learn:

Does anybody wanna have sex tonight
Pure unadulterated sex tonight
Does anybody wanna have sex tonight
Pure unadulterated sex tonight

Now I know what your thinkin'
Your thinkin .,. what a slut!
Yeah ...Yeah ...Yeah!
But I know ... that you know ... that I know
That everybody in here likes to have a little sex

Does anybody wanna have sex tonight
Pure unadulterated sex tonight
Does anybody wanna have sex tonight
Pure unadulterated sex tonight

Dancin' .... and romancin'
Keep your body movin'
Can you feel it
Feel the music
It's hot now
Baby keep it goin'
And don't stop now
Baby I'm feelin kinda horny...oh baby
Put your body on me ... and baby
I wanna ride it like a pony ... sooooooooo
Do ya wanna ... do ya wanna ... do ya ... do ya

Does anybody wanna have sex tonight
Pure unadulterated sex tonight
Does anybody wanna have sex tonight
Pure unadulterated sex tonight

Whew! ...If I have another drink
You don't know what I'm gonna do to ya
You do like sex right?
You wanna another drink?
What's your name again?

You're swingin' and swangin'
Hey Mr. D.J
Keep the music playin'
The music bumpin'
The crowd is jumpin'
So I can keep my ... keep my body humpin'
Baby ... I'm feelin kinda horny .., oh baby
Put your body on me ... and baby
I wanna ride it like a pony ... sooooooo
Do ya wanna ... do ya wanna ... do ya ... do ya

Does anybody wanna have sex tonight
Pure unadulterated sex tonight
Does anybody wanna have sex tonight
Pure unadulterated sex tonight

Now ... now I may be a little drunk ... I mean tipsy
And I may be a little horny (hiccup!)
But ... you got a condom?

Does anybody wanna have sex tonight
Pure unadulterated sex tonight
Does anybody wanna have sex tonight
Pure unadulterated sex tonight