Cat's out of the bag. Woman has sex with cats, then threatens to stab neighbor for telling everyone her secret.

Cat's out of the bag. Woman has sex with cats, then threatens to stab neighbor for telling everyone her secret.

VicesJuly 22, 2013

First off, don't have sex with cats. If you don't want the neighborhood to think you have sex with cats, don't have sex with cats. And, if you don't want the neighborhood to think you have sex with cats, don't freak out and get arrested for threatening to kill your neighbor for allegedly telling everyone you have sex with cats, when the neighbor didn't actually know you had sex with cats. It's like Fight Club. The number one rule of fucking animals is never tell anyone you fuck animals.

Via The Sun: Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, tried to attack 72-year-old Elmer Morrison with a knife. Asked by cops why, she replied: “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.” Mr Morrison told police an irate Brown stood at the fence between their houses, shouting at him to come outside. She allegedly had a blade in her hand, asking: “Do you want to die?” Brown, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, told officers after her arrest that she was angry at Mr Morrison because she believed he spilled her secret to other neighbours. Retired salesman Mr Morrison insisted he did not know anything about Brown’s antics with her pet. Brown, who lives with family and a number of cats and dogs, has been charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon.