Charlie Sheen's love letter to Denise Richards is...um...just read it
Charlie Sheen has been kind of quiet lately, probably because he's got a new girlfriend-human named Brett Rossi. Brett's pretty brave for venturing into Sheen territory, but rumor has it she's also pretty jealous of Charlie's ex, Denise Richards. She wants Denise to move out of the neighborhood they all live in, so Charlie penned a little poem for Denise on behalf of Brett, and posted it to Twitter. And it's really...we have no words.