Chris Pfaff's net worth estimated at $8 million. He's the guy better known as Rob Dyrdek's bitch. We're going to need a shot.
Turns out, it pays to wipe Rob Dyrdek's ass and laugh at his jokes. Pfaff was first seen on Dyrdek's reality series Rob & Big as Rob's childhood friend and consummate fuckup. We thought he was a meth-head who snuck on set the first time we saw him, but that's neither here nor there, because now he's rich as fuck. Clearly, Dyrdek finally decided Pfaff had taken enough punishment and would need some money to cover for his future therapy and he's helped Pfaff star in his own reality series and create the Young and Reckless Clothing Company. He's also a rap producer now... Seriously, fuck Hollywood.