ROOM WITH A VIEW
My first day of college, I met this guy on my floor who wasn’t like anyone back home. A week in, we were having hardcore sex, and after a moth, we were looking for anything to keep that thrill going. We ended up sneaking into our dorm’s common room at 3am for a hookup. He had me against the window as we were having sex, and apparently I was being louder than I thought; an RA came in to write me up. But I was surprised when I realized that when the RA had turned the lights on, it exposed my bare ass to everyone smoking outside.