EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
I’ve been working at a pizza place for a couple semesters with one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen. Of course, this meant all of my male co-workers were into her, too. For the longest time we’d been trying to see who could win her over first. But before we had a chance, my boss asked her out on a date. Respecting their interests, I decided to bow out gracefully and maintain a friendship with her. A few weeks after the date, she went out to celebrate her birthday and invited me to join. I met her at a bar and we decided to take shots. We started flirting and she began to touch me. I suddenly felt bad and drunkenly asked her about her relationship with my boss. She immediately told me that nothing had happened after the date and that she’d always been more attracted to me. Next thing I knew we were outside of the bar making out. I opened my eyes and looked over to find my boss standing right next to us. In a panic, I ran to my house. Stumbling up the stairs and on to my couch, I thought I’d made it home safely. Only a moment later, the girl was texting me to tell me she was outside. I went down to get her only to see that my annoyed boss had given her a ride. While I got the girl, I might have just lost my job.