College Confessions

BECAUSE I GOT MY MOM HIGH

I was back home on winter break last semester and my friends and I made some killer pot brownies with the super bud. We partied for a while but didn’t finish the tray and left it on the counter. Later that night, my mom comes into my room and tells me she thinks she’s having a stroke and that I need to call an ambulance. I freaked out for a bit but then I realized she was fine. We went into the kitchen and realized my mom had eaten two of the leftover pot brownies for a midnight snack. She was so high when she awoke at 4am, she was convinced she was having a stroke.
-Steve, senior