DON'T DROP THE SOAP
My boyfriend was always encouraging me to be kinkier when we had sex, so one night after we had passed out, I decided to surprise him. I woke him up and pulled him into the bathroom so we could take a shower together. Everything was going fine until he pulled out some soap to rub on me. The bar fell to the ground, and being so in the moment, neither of us paid any attention to where it went. When I got to my knees to go down on him, I landed on the bar of soap and slipped. I head-butted him straight in the crotch and made him cry.