Confessions: Road head gone wrong

Confessions: Road head gone wrong

SexMay 06, 2013

I would like to say I’m a responsible individual but sometimes, my party antics get the best of me. Last time I was out, I met up with a girl who I was always attracted to. I know, a bad combination. I tried my best to pysch myself out by saying we’re just friends but when I saw her, I was blown away by her beauty. She’d done something different and I was liking it. One beer led to two and then three, and finally we couldn’t hold back. We started making out and decided that we should go back to her house. We hopped in the car – I don’t condone drinking and driving – and proceded to drive. It must have been my cologne because she imediately started going down on me. And let me tell you, it was amazing. All was well for about five minutes, life couldn’t get any better, and then I hit a speed bump. It sent the car jolting up and along with it my penis jolted into her mouth and down her throat. She began hurling and then threw up everywhere. I pulled the car over but it was too late, the damage was done, and she’d thrown up all over my car. We both were too embarrassed to say much so we decided it was best to call it a night. We still hook up occasionally now-a-days. It’s all a big inside joke. Except we haven’t attempted road head since.