Cops: Perp Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina

Cops: Perp Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina

VicesMarch 15, 2013

Christie Harris had no other options, shove the gun in her vagina or go to jail: that's the headline we wish we read. Instead, when cops approached Harris and another woman outside a closed restaurant, they weren't prepared for what they would find. Inside the car were drugs, paraphanelia and a gun. Inside the girl, another gun. Upon performing a cavity search on the 28-year-old, cops found that Harris was packing a loaded 5-shot revolver in her vagina.  

“I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.” 

That wasn't all that police found. Wedged in the crevices of Harris' buttcrack were three baggies of drugs. Compared to a gun in the vajajay, three baggies in the rear feels like a walk in the park.

Reporter can't help but laugh at story: