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Overwhelming sadness and grief makes us weirdly hungry for burritos. Thanks, Chipotle.
Adderall: it's not yo momma's amphetamine
Art Talk with Alex Cutler
This necessary flood survival product is THE premiere way to not die
Man attempting to cross Atlantic in a chair carried by balloons. Makes sense.
Lady offers massage with her boobs. Where do we sign up?
In defense of rape
Meet 10 dropouts who became billionaire ballers
Who wants a Justin Bieber mustache ride?
7 sex apps that help you make better use of your genitals
The Exorcism of Harry Potter
12 indisputable reasons why college is so much better than the real world
Do this man's large testicles make him the world's worst father? Survery says yes.
Drone's eye view of Burning Man 2013 reveals community of unemployed college grads
ICP pretty much sums up how we feel about the '50 Shades of Grey' casting
Here are two apps that explain why nerds aren't getting laid
Buffalo Summer: Rooster Magazine X Buffalo Exchange Lookbook
Restaurant PWNS entire city with scathing sign, while perfectly illustrating why we're not distributing in Texas
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Necessary office product: company cars that do this
Get cliterate: artist creates "Clit Rodeo" to advocate for clitoral awareness
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