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You know we're screwed when these things are more popular than Congress
Art-porn for lactose lovers has models wearing nothing but milk
"Open Letter to the Stereotypical White Girl" makes us wonder how its author survived natural selection
Restaurant demands silence while eating. Sounds fun.
Why you should never hit on girls...unless you want to be super famous and a meme
Your least favorite soda just became your new favorite hangover cure
Why typing in "baby doll" on Etsy is the worst idea you've ever had
"The sand was too sandy:" 19 reasons why working customer service would suck
Ballsy daredevil supports our theory that Ukrainians have magical powers
Miley Cyrus gets progressively higher and naked-er in ultra raunchy photoshoot with Uncle Terry
Hungarian students go to class topless because it's f*cking Europe
Sinead O'Connor deals the most heartwarming bitchslap in the world to Miley Cyrus with this open letter
5 reasons the government shutdown is the funniest thing ever
Man on Jeffery Dahmer diet of raw meat inexplicably has a vegetarian girlfriend
Lebron wants you to design a t-shirt for him... and gets chance to mention he's a two-time champion
Curious breed of Berkeley students offer to light classroom with iPhone flashlights after power outage. What is wrong with you people?
Mega-Facebook-lurker-stalkers rejoice! Here's your all-access pass to 1.26 billion Facebook profiles
Poorly constructed burrito ushers in a gustatory apocalypse, man responds with hilarious but appropriate fury
Kanye West loses insult battle to Jimmy Kimmel, as well as his ability to speak English
Researchers determine what the worst thing about each state is...Colorado's is a deep, unwavering commitment to cocaine
Ghosts are the least of your worries at nude haunted house
Why is Playboy obsessed with putting CU on their Top 10 Party Schools list?